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Letter from Portsmouth

    by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

    Letter from Portsmouth

    Letter from Portsmouth by Eamon Lane

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    What can I say,
    I hate to write, and Portsmouth
    is by far
    the worst place I’ve ever lived.
    The girls have large breasts, but
    only due to the fact that they
    eat too much.
    The boys follow the local football team
    and like to burn down dinosaurs.
    Obvious I don’t fit in and hence the desire
    to photograph myself and my environment
    to death.

    When I moved here first
    I asked boys and girls and their cats
    if I can take their photograph
    but always the same response
    ‘Who the fuck are you, you creep.’

    These days I rarely leave my bedroom.
    Rather than interacting with the world
    for weeks I’ve watched 33 miners
    stuck 600 meters below the surface
    Captivated by any glimpse I could get
    of their obvious miserable lives

    David Muench once said
    “bad weather equals good photographs.”
    Let me add to this
    Desperate times and bad weather
    make better photographs

    For sure it’s time to move on
    I just can’t decide
    Rochester, Minnesota
    or Winnipeg, Manitoba.